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Watch BaneCat Crush His Owner’s Will to Live
Sitting among the shattered remains of some unlucky tableware, BaneCat tells his owner, "Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first!"
These Photos of Elderly Superheroes Will Make You Sad
This gallery showing of comic book heroes places them in a retirement home and forgets about them.
Kurt Cobain, John Lennon and Other Dead Stars Hang Out in New Commercial
Everybody knows Elvis Presley is still alive. But who knew Bruce Lee and Kurt Cobain were still alive too?
Klingon Beer Takes Your Star Trek Obsession to New, S—faced Heights
If you ever make it to Sto-Vo-Kor, the Klingon heaven, there's a good chance you'll be chugging lots of Warnog.
Photos From Avengers 2 Set Reveal New Characters
New photos from the 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' set have surfaced featuring Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver.
Watch Kids React to Seeing Nirvana for the First Time
It does our hearts good to see that Nirvana still translates to kids and still seems able to shock a few of them.
‘The Walking Dead’ to Receive Family-Friendly Makeover
Those rotting, walking corpses aren't really corpses -- they're just really sick.
Watch a Robot Band Play Music, Take First Step Toward World Domination
These robots can sure play their instruments fast.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.
Man Goes to Magic: The Gathering Tourney, Man Shoots Pics of Himself With Players’ Asscrac…
A rapper and Magic: The Gathering enthusiast has sent ripples throughout the Internet by releasing a wave of asscrack pics onto the unsuspecting masses.