Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Party Like a Filthy Rich Rock Star With This Champagne Machine Gun
File this under "stuff you has no idea you needed if you happen to have a spare few hundred dollars lying around."
Minnesota’s All Hockey Hair Team Rocks the Puck Like Nobody’s Business
These hairstyles are so good – Minne-SO-ta good.
Idiotic Woman Caught Driving With Equally Idiotic Cardboard License Plate
This may be the worst idea for cars since the Yugo.
See How Famished You Are With This Pizza Night Light
Pizza is always a good idea, which means this is a great idea.
Name a Cockroach After Your Love This Valentine’s Day
Chocolates and flowers are so passe. Why not do something your love will never forget this Valentine's Day?
Reporter Can’t Stop Laughing at ‘Emergency Defecation Situation’
If laughter is contagious, prepare to come down with a serious case of the giggles.
Caffeinated Toothpaste Gives Your Teeth the Jump It Desperately Needs
Not content to Crest on its laurels, the toothpaste business is taking Aim at an Aquafresh idea.
Meet Can Head, The Oddly-Entertaining Human Suction Cup
This guy's great to have around when you need a hand...or a face...or any body part, really.
Astronaut Explains How to Use Restroom in Space
Of all the things you can do in space, going to the bathroom may be the most...necessary?
Vikings Kicker Blair Walsh Meets With Very Forgiving First Graders
Not everyone in the state of Minnesota has it in for Vikings kicker Blair Walsh.