Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton’s 13 Most Outrageous First Orders of Business After Becoming President
The most riveting, compelling and exhausting soap opera since Dynasty graced the airwaves comes to an end (we hope) Tuesday when America goes to the polls to vote for our next president.
9 Randomly Annoying Things We Desperately Want (And Need) to End
The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series, ending a 108-year drought. If they can end it, then surely these other things can become ancient history, too, right?
6 Reasons Why Halloween Is Actually Overrated
Halloween is a scary good time for most of us. We watch horror movies, we dress up, we get candy. What's not to love, right?
You Too Can Make This Grotesquely Awesome Oozing Pumpkin
It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Parking in This Lot Requires You Be a Hideously Awful Driver
Getting your vehicle in between the lines can be a lot harder than it seems.
The Pizza Mile Will Make You Cheer (And Possibly Vomit)
Move over, beer mile. You've been replaced.
Hero for Our Times Creates the Political Pizza Party
There's a choice for disenfran-cheesed voters.
Man on Big Wheel Goes for Inexplicable Spin on the Highway
It's a joyride that probably shouldn't have taken place.
Vegetable Orchestra Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
This is music to our...mouths?