John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Fall in Love with the 7 Greatest Sports Marriage Proposals
Valentine's Day might be over, but the love is still overflowing. Watch this video featuring seven of the best sports marriage proposals ever.
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
Three Years After Being in a Coma, This Guy is Able to Fulfill His Dream
Kelcie and Larry were high school sweethearts who, above all, were best friends. Things were going great until one night, when a drunk driver hit Larry and put him in a coma.
Don’t Blink or You’ll Miss What Happens to These Corvettes
You have to pay close attention to this security footage at the Corvette Museum, or else you'll miss the shocker that happens!
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
The Empire Strikes at Sochi in This Funny Video
What makes watching the Sochi 2014 Winter Games even better? Seeing footage of AT-ATs from Star Wars intercut with all of the spills.
You’ll Never Guess What Gets This Baby So Hyped
This father and his 16-month-old son were watching 'Man of Steel' together quietly, but then this happened.
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
Why Do These Drive Thru Workers Think They’re Hearing Voices?
A magician decides to get food at a fast food drive-thru, but all of the workers think they're hearing voices -- or are they?