I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator. Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
Topless Woman Photobombs Family Picture
The first word that comes to mind is "thanks".
MN State Patrol Pulls Over Guy Watching “Law and Order”
Another driver was sending emails in rush hour traffic
Guy Catches Wife Cheating on Google Street View
Somebody's always watching.
Naked Man Attempts to Board Plane [WATCH]
"I fly with more agility when undressed".
Should the Day After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday?
This can lead to extreme fatigue and/or general hungoverness (yeah, I just made that word up).
Donut Fries Coming to McDonald’s
Sounds like good, solid stoner food to me.