Cart Love

Did you hear this story the other day about the train passenger who was suddenly overcome with desire for a drink cart. In his drunken lust he attempted to have sex with it, profanely announcing his intentions towards the inanimate object before dropping onto his back & stroking his chest while the disgusted passengers looked on. He finally had his day in court & was sentenced to community service & had his status as a sex offender cleared because his little tryst was deemed not to be "significant" because his victim was the cart.