How About This Plan to Cut Down On All the Extra States?

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Is it time to cut down on all the extra states? There's a message that goes with the map. Ready?

IF the United States has to exist at least cut down on all the extra states. I think we can all agree this is what is really happening here.

Do you think the map is done right? I do. But a few thoughts and questions...

Minnesota should stay all Minnesota. At least Olmsted County. Sorry Dodge Center, Austin, and Predmore.
I'm cool with Montana taking over North Dakota, but why lump South Dakota with Nebraska? Then you're turning "Famous Faces Famous Places" into "Famous Faces Famouzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
They left Michigan as-is. Which is smart. Don't mess with the Great Lakes.
Not sure Illinois should have to take Iowa...seems kinda petty.
I see they leave Texas as-is, too. Don't mess with Texas.
I don't think you can see it, but this new map shows a force-field around Florida to keep the Florida Man Men in one spot.
The Bubbler vs Water Fountain fights will be epic.
But not as epic as the 70 Year Duck Duck WHAT? War.
Minnesota taking over Wisconsin is cool...whatever it takes to win a Superbowl.

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