You Can’t Beat City Hall, But for $50,000 You Can Buy It…In Minnesota
You know the old saying, "You can't beat city hall?" Well, maybe that's true. But what if you were to buy city hall? Then you could do anything you wanted! Just your luck, there's a Minnesota City Hall for sale. It's a little old, it's a little messy, and needs a bunch of work, but for less than $50,000 you can OWN city hall!
There may be a voice inside you saying, "I always wanted a place the Muppets rock band, The Electric Mayhem, would love." If so, this is that place!
If You Can't Beat City Hall, Buy It for less Than $50,000!
The Address Says Alexandria, But It's Really Holmes City, Minnesota
If you buy this property, you are not buying city hall in the bustling metropolis of Alexandria (also known as Alex). You won't own the town or township, like in Schitt's Creek. Nope. You'll own a nice plot of land, a building that looks like some tender care could make it live a lot longer.
And the view out those windows? It'd be lovely because there's a lake out there, you just need to get rid of the wild tree/shrubbery/buckthorn that's in the way.
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And In Comparison with the City Hall
We're stepping up to the fanciest of fancy pants places...with top dollar demanded.