Are these Six Things Minnesota Women Won’t Do in Front of Men
1. Eat messy foods
2. Have Gas
3. Facebook Stalk
4. Working Out
5. Watch our TV shows
What do you think? I know I'm not a Rochester Woman, but I am James and so am not afraid to throw my 2 cents in. I'm definitely not going to eat messy foods in public (if I can help it)...and I won't #6 in front of you (wait, shouldn't that be #2?), But, I think this isn't so much about not wanting to do it in front of other people, as it about being in a different, non-judgey environment to do it.
Except for #6, which should be #2, does anyone want anyone to watch that?
Yesterday at Thursdays on 1st and 3rd, I showed the list to women and everyone agreed with me. Well, everyone except one woman...she made me promise not to use her name, but "Amelia" said,
"Have gas? That's farting...and I do it just to see the look on a man's face! If he freaks out on a first date because I pooted, I know he's not going to work out!"
Amelia, you are awesome!