Bad Animals, Bad Animals, Watcha Gonna Do

As if we don't already have enough trouble with human criminals, now animals are getting in on the act. In Tampa Bay, Florida police are on the lookout for a rhesus macaque monkey that they think has been breaking into vehicles in the Miraby neighborhood in Apollo Beach. Investigators say that the suspect hasn't stolen anything, just messed around in them and is still at large. Meanwhile in Mansfield, Massachusetts townsfolk are in a fowl mood over a gang of turkeys that roam their streets intimidating the area residents. The gang has stranded people in a bank lobby & kept people from entering their vehicles and they even backed down a local policeman. The problem has become serious enough that the Bay State's Division of Fisheries and Wildlife has issued a guide for "Preventing Conflicts with Turkeys" with plenty of great tips on how to scare off these belligerent birds if you come into contact with them.