Screw chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Give me the scent of some Kentucky Fried yard bird.

KFC introduced fire logs that smell like their chicken last year and they sold out in hours. Unlike last year, when the logs were only available on their website, this year they are being sold exclusively at Walmart.com.

That’s right - for $18.99 you can forego the typical Christmas-y scents like baked cookies and cinnamon and make your house smell like the Colonel’s greasy goodness.

Now if we can just get them to come out with one that smells like that awesome brown gravy of theirs. Mmmmm.